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I do not own any of this, Total Drama is product of Teletoon, and created by Tom McGillis and Jennifer Pertsch. Chris McLean and Chef Hatchet both belong to the aforementioned parties and certainly not me. [As the screen fades in, Chef can be seen standing on the dock; he is wearing a dark brown toga. The tall black man is holding a set of flashcards growling angrily as he tries to read them.] Chef Hatchet: Last time...on…Total…Drama…Bedrock: Things got really tight yesterday when…someone brought in the family ties… [Chef throws his note cards on the ground grumpily, staring at the camera.] Chef Hatchet:  I a

I do not own any of this, Total Drama is product of Teletoon, and created by Tom McGillis and Jennifer Pertsch. Chris McLean and Chef Hatchet both belong to the aforementioned parties and certainly not me. [Opening intro]: I Wanna Be Famous plays as the camera follows a rail, narrowly avoiding Chris, and zooming down a Cliffside, and down into the water. In the water we see Robert swimming underwater, his muscled legs frog kicking his way through the lake. The camera rises up through the water to show Logan and Zelda sitting on a rock not too far off into the distance, Zelda raises her hand, pointing at a cloud. Suddenly, Dutch jumps from ab

Wednesday, June 16th: 12:00 PM Sorry I haven’t been able to write in you for a while; I kind of lost you somewhere in the ventilation system when I took you out to write two mornings ago. Today is the challenge in the Yukon and for some reason, Chris found it necessary to have Chef crash-land the plane. Luckily the rats and I were able to hop on out of one of the many holes in this jet’s hull; seriously, Chris needs to have this thing fixed. Anyway, it is freaking freezing out here; even my jacket and toque weren’t built to keep warm down here. Apparently the rest of the contestants are pulling bobsleds, in fact, they all j

Sunday, June 13th: 9:00 PM Well, Harold’s gone. I can’t say that I feel that bad for the dude after what he did to me; though he obviously wasn’t as smart as he thought if he couldn’t see that new guy Alejandro was playing him. I mean sure, I may not know much about sarcasm or social interactions, but I have seen Heather and Justin doing the same thing during the last two seasons; besides, manipulation isn’t anything new. I wonder how what’s left of “Team Victory” will be able to manage the rest of the game without their “brains”. Oh well, I was thinking about possibly speaking to C

Saturday, June 12th 2010: 4:00 PM Alright Journal, so I have got some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is that I wasn’t able to speak with any of my fellow members of Team Victory today; I almost got a chance to speak with Bridgette before Gwen came by to speak with her. I overheard Chris tell Chef that he wanted the next challenge to take place in Japan; something about finally giving him a chance to promote something called a Total Drama Yum Fish Candy thing? I dunno, the name isn’t important. Sure it sounds kind of gross…but I’ve gone three days without eating so far; I don’t care how gross it sound

Friday, June 11th 2010: 9:30 PM Man Do I have a lot to tell you today Journal; so I was sneaking around the ventilation system right? Well I went over the Loser’s Cabin, and you’ll never believe what happened! Lindsay was lamenting me having gotten the boot yesterday, but was criticized by Harold for it! She was just saying that she was going to miss seeing me each day, of course she didn’t remember my name (she called me Zed), then Harold came in and called me a useless waste of our team’s resources! He even went on to say that his “knowledge” of other countries, and ability to speak three other languages

Thursday June 10, 2010: 11:00 AM Okay, so things didn’t really go as planned…so we were just chilling on the plane right? Chris was giving us a tour of the jet, we were all talking and being cool, then out of nowhere Chris grabs me and tosses me out of the plane when we get to the elimination room. At first I thought he was joking, but then the plane started to take off! Luckily I was able to climb up the landing gear and stow away in the Cargo Bay; that’s where I am now. Chris showed us a map of each place we’re gonna be landing this season, and if I remember correctly; the next stop is Giza, Egypt. Given the place t

Thursday June 10, 2010: 10:00 AM Hey there journal; it’s me, Zeke. I know I haven’t really gotten the chance to write in you for about a year now, but I’ve been kind of busy trying to promote my album and all. Anyway, as you’ve probably heard, uh well maybe not since I haven’t written in you and all, but I digress; last night was the Celebrity Manhunt special on Total Drama. Now usually I wouldn’t have known that, considering Mom and Dad don’t really let me watch TV and all, but the really pretty girl who hosts it came by my house the other week and let me know that they wanted me to be on it! That w